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PHENOMENAL

[Friday Night Hunkin': Tankmen]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9E62iA6KCIQ

Stanpai responds:

Get a load of this negative nancy!

[FILM GELCH: ROCK GOD(award winning)]

After seeing those horribly defamatory comments left on my own submission, ESPECIALLY those left by a certain dead-eyed cyclops (not gonna name any names ;)) <- my double chin) I was ready to throw in my then-safety-blanket-now-hand-towel and call it a day! But then I received a hand-forged letter covered in dried cum and red pepper flakes stating on June 11th 2021 a video would be made, a GLORIOUS video hallmarked by struggle, grind, and shine! I logged into my Discord account and banned some people calling me a weirdo for making my wife and golden retriever watch Goku Making Shit Pants Face Dragonball AMVs on repeat and then saying all the things they love about me while bobbing for anime action figures. But then a glimmer caught my eye. A red, shining glimmer! One with the link to the coolester and most badassist NewGrounds ever made as far as I'm fucking concerned so DON'T FUCKING ASK! ;)

[Classic Moovies: 'the odyssey fappin off']

Umm yeah pretty accurate but uh got part a biiiiiit off and that was my length but haha yeah will let that slide 5/5

www-auggy-gov responds:

uuhhhh, I didn't think you could F A P for longer than that but, alright... Keep lying on the internet I guess, see where that gets you.