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Recent Movie Reviews

4 Movie Reviews

PHENOMENAL

Stanpai responds:

Get a load of this negative nancy!

After seeing those horribly defamatory comments left on my own submission, ESPECIALLY those left by a certain dead-eyed cyclops (not gonna name any names ;)) <- my double chin) I was ready to throw in my then-safety-blanket-now-hand-towel and call it a day! But then I received a hand-forged letter covered in dried cum and red pepper flakes stating on June 11th 2021 a video would be made, a GLORIOUS video hallmarked by struggle, grind, and shine! I logged into my Discord account and banned some people calling me a weirdo for making my wife and golden retriever watch Goku Making Shit Pants Face Dragonball AMVs on repeat and then saying all the things they love about me while bobbing for anime action figures. But then a glimmer caught my eye. A red, shining glimmer! One with the link to the coolester and most badassist NewGrounds ever made as far as I'm fucking concerned so DON'T FUCKING ASK! ;)

Recent Audio Reviews

2 Audio Reviews

I think this is better than Krautwerks uh I mean Kraftwerks

theOve responds:

Kraftwerking my ghetto ass to this effing beat :)

WOAH! HEARD THIS AND I DECIDED THAT TODAY WAS THE DAY! Actually what's so crazy to me is the beat perfectly lined up with all the cars I was crushing with my monster truck snow plow and you know what I don't care that they were filled with expensive pre built pcs! I DON'T CARE! I'm glad I ruined all those scalpers filling their cars with bitcoin miners and driving them around the block so that the cops can't catch them and unplug their 30 mile long electrical chord! I'M GLAD I DID IT! I'M GLAD!

theOve responds:

welll i dont know about that but i dont know about that but if ---------> I <--------- was an indian scalper mining "ethyrium" to buy newgrounds secret santa "nfts" (non flushable TUUURDS >:)) in my car while driving away from the police and ---------------------> I <--------------------- saw you rolling towards me in your m0n$t3r truck $n0w p10w ------------------------------------------------------------------>I<--------------------------------------------------------------------
WOULD PROBABLY BUzz off :)

Recent Art Reviews

10 Art Reviews

That's the coolest shit! 5 stars!

fuck thats me when the button under my desk finally dislodges and opens my office door

CTE DOESN'T FUCKING EXIST YOU MORON!!!!!!!!!

www-auggy-gov responds:

If it doesn't exist WHY DOES IT HAVE A WIKIPEDIA PAGE? HMMMM?

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